October 11, 2014
funnyordie:

Updates to the Secret Service Manual
After a number of high-profile scandals, the Secret Service is making some much-needed improvements to protocol:

President’s guard detail will begin rotating bathroom breaks, instead of all going at the same time
No more taking weekends off on the theory that “Malia’s got this”
Replace current opaque sunglasses with see-through ones
If a guy asks if he can hold your gun, you have to say no
Update training manual to reflect that no, black presidents are not “too strong to be shot”
All blind Secret Service agents must have their guide dogs with them at all times
If someone tries to shoot the president, go check it out

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funnyordie:

Updates to the Secret Service Manual

After a number of high-profile scandals, the Secret Service is making some much-needed improvements to protocol:

  • President’s guard detail will begin rotating bathroom breaks, instead of all going at the same time
  • No more taking weekends off on the theory that “Malia’s got this”
  • Replace current opaque sunglasses with see-through ones
  • If a guy asks if he can hold your gun, you have to say no
  • Update training manual to reflect that no, black presidents are not “too strong to be shot”
  • All blind Secret Service agents must have their guide dogs with them at all times
  • If someone tries to shoot the president, go check it out

Continue

October 11, 2014

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Getting dark but absolutely beautiful

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